#BurningMan Linkedin posts be like…

Cue all the posts incoming in the next few days:

– “I’m at Burning Man, and here’s what the desert taught me about B2B sales…”
– “5 leadership lessons I learned while building a geodesic dome at 3am”
– “Why radical self-expression is the key to closing enterprise deals”
– “The playa showed me that quarterly targets are just mirages—here’s my framework for authentic revenue growth”

🙄 🤦‍♀️ 🤣 those inevitable “profound business insights from the desert” posts🌵

P.S. this is not an attack on Burners. I respect those folks that trip their lives there, and follow its principles to the T. I moch those TechBros-LinkedIdn falseInfluencers that will make insane links between the event and their text on work/hyperproductivity/the Grind/etc.