I’ve been a baaaaadddd blogger these last few months: haven’t been able to log in for at least 5 minutes, and give a quick update on myself and that crazy family I now have. Let me just drop some vodka in Nano’s milk, and I’ll be able to write it all down for you all.

And for the prude persons out there reading this: the vodka-in-the-milk bit was a joke, you hear me? A JOKE! <! – Yes, I now have to put some disclaimers on my writings, you never know which sick asshole would call the Youth Protection services thinking I did it for real ->